Baby Got Back

Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
It is so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute,ok
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's just so round
It's just so out there
I mean, *GROSS*
Look, she's just so black

*rap*
I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
And when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tuff
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get witcha
And take your pictcha
My homeboys tried ta warn me
But that butt you got
Makes m-m-me so horny
Ooh, rub that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I see her dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's Sweat, wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him black
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Does your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Tell em  shake it, (shake it), shake it,(shake it), shake that healthy butt

Baby got back
(LA face with the Oakland booty)
Baby got back
(LA face with the oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts are made for toys
I want em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock kneed bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna UH
Til' the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin' on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

Baby got back

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36, ha ha
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin 'bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didnt miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had a game but he chose to hit 'em
And  I pull up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if your butt is round
And you wanna triple X Throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back...Baby got back

Little in the middle but she got much back x 4

Thanks to Lady Lola for creating, hosting, and DJing this awesome event.  She watched the video 15 times to recreate this classic setup.  KT- Baby Got Back and won the prize!